- Horses

Spirit Austin and Maus, our resident equines, provide the spirit for our products. It is their enthusiasm, energy, and sense of humor that imbue our products.

- Cows

Inspiration The cows are the philosophical heart of Highland Creations, Inc. They were the inspiration that got us going. When calamities strike and threaten to overwhelm, we take to the fields and settle amongst the highlanders. Their quiet ruminations are infectious. Their weird slimy noses are reassuring. Their very bovinity makes us feel better about life. The herd consists of eleven highland cows. Nine are half-sisters and they are the children of Elmer who left them all fatherless in 1997 and moved on to greener pastures. He has not been heard from since. (The other cows, Belinda and Ruby, are two of Elmer's ex-wives.) All of the girls are middle-aged plus and, but for Belinda and Ruby, they are all virgins.

- Dogs

Canine Office Staff, The dogs come to work every day and they work hard. They inspect packages, they move things around, they sometimes empty the garbage, they always let us know when the UPS man is here to pick up your packages. We couldn't manage without them.